Hebe Tien

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2004: Reporters interviewing Ella about Selina
Ella: THe first time I saw her, I thought, are all Taiwanese very self-confident?!
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On the reporter's meeting, Ella substitutes love, romanticly saying to Selina (I don't know how to translate this properly, sorry)

Ella: Are you sure you are a principal and not a old student?
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Hebe on Selina:

Hebe: Her whole house is in pink, even the last time when she donated blood, the blood was pink!
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2003: Hebe & Ella being separated, Hebe accepts Tao Zi CALL OUT interview:

Tao Zi: Hebe, what are you doing now?
Hebe: I am plucking my armpit hair~~~~^O|||
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2004: When Selina becomes a relief teacher for a day
Hebe, while walking in a direction, says:

From a singer slowly becoming…a has-been singer…
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Hebe talking to Selina:
Teacher, is you teaching moral education appropriate? I think I saw you at the Northern part of the jungle yesterday!
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2004: Kang Xi Lai Le (some Taiwanese program)

Ella: Don't act silly, even if I am out of this competition I can still join the artiste circle…
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May 30th 2002: Hebe's message on the internet

My darlings:
The fat typhoon has blown towards Taipei already, S.H.E is currently at Singapore-Malaysia doing two weeks of advertising, we ate a lot of delicious food, and we gained 70 kilograms. The three of us at S.H.E had to buy 6 aeroplane tickets as we were too fat! Hebe, myself, have had the gene that my mother passed on, so I loved durians, and at the tropics I ate hundreds of durians, and durians are very heaty, therefore it caused me to grow 900 pimples, my whole face is very painful, now we're back to Taipei, besides seeing you guys, we will live life seriously, lose weight!

PS: The above message is overly exaggerated, not for children!
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2003: Extraordinary People (fei chang ren wu), Selina & Hebe sings this Taiwanese song (modified version of Superstar???):

Selina & Hebe:　你是针 我是线 针线永远黏相偎
有…针..没….线….我们…是…要..怎样….

(you are the needle, I am the thread, we cannot be separated, have needle, no thread, what will happen to us?)

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2003: SUPERSTAR promotion
Hebe: Without Ella, our lives are all confused…
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2003: Some Mid-autumn festive activities

Reporter: This year the weather isn't good, might not be able to see the Moon…
Hebe: Just open the SUPERSTAR album and look at Selina's face, you'll be able to see…
Selina: Oi! Why be like this?… is it good to have people blocking?
Hebe: For all you reporters please faster take a photo of Selina's face, so that during the mid-autumn festival, if there's no Moon, you can just publish this photograph, hurry!
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2003: Some MTV stuff
Hebe: …because we have worked with many people, whenever we bump into Jay Chou with David Tao…
Selina: Especially Ella, acting in this embarrassing role…
Hebe: And her height is so short, at 162cm, she can be at David Tao's shoulder… and follow people "lao" English, follow David Tao "lao" English, scares us (BTW what is "lao"?)…
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3rd April 2004: S.H.E in some moral education lesson
Ella: Friends this sort of thing lasts for a life time, yes, friends lasts for a life time, but your lovers might dump you sometimes, sometimes they might be a two-timer, sometimes have affair, but friends will still help you, but then your friends might have an affair with your lover as well…
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24th May: S.H.E flies to some place to film a show
<<Chao Ji Xing Xiu Chang>> one of the small reporters have used a dog to get closer to S.H.E…

Hebe: Wa, very cute… come come come, let jie-jie hug hug, is it a boy or a girl, let me see…
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01-10-22: S.H.E some filming stuff
Hebe: I am very stunned, because they say that I am a bitch, with no intelligence, or ugly, or with a round nose, or whatever, but, I just don't want to do it…
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02-03-31: Super Sunday, Topic: S.H.E Super Liar
Hebe: My grandmother is only bigger, but she can't jump… the important point is that she can't eat sugar cane anymore…

At 0820 TVBSG after finishing broadcasting the part where Hebe falls down…

VJ: Let's welcome S.H.E
Selina: Good day everyone, we are S.H.E, I am Selina
Hebe: I am the one that always fall down, Hebe (laugh)
Ella: O o, and I am the one who doesn't care about Hebe, Ella.
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06-02: S.H.E pre-concert meeting (or something like that)

Facing PRC's net friends…

Hebe: We are not blue, neither are we green, we are the rainbow.

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I hope you all enjoy these funny dialogues 🙂

S.H.E Press Conference
Venue: ION Orchard
Date: 6th November 2009
Time: 4:30pm

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On some guess show…
Chong Ge interviews a pretty girl…

Hebe: Chong Ge is "standing"!
Chong Ge: So far "stand" already?
Hebe: I said your goosebumps are standing!
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On some guess show…
It was Ella's birthday coincidentally
Chong Ge asks Hebe to tell Ella some nice words

Chong Ge (at Hebe's ear): Hebe, this year your big mouth talk bad about people, now you have to speak nicer words.
Hebe (pushing him away): Go away la, you big-headed ghost, mind your status.
Chong Ge: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <– Very angry
Hebe: I told Hebe to mind her status…
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Newspaper

Hebe: Eating too much meat-related stuff will cause people to be acidic.
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2004: At some computer exhibition, selling cameras, Hebe says to a philanthropist:

Next time if there's people going up to Heaven you would see this girl…
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Happy Society — The Zoo

Ella: This is the first time I felt that my breasts existed… Want to try, you will realise that you have "material" actually…
Selina: I can't go, because my eyes would be blind~
Ella: Want to try or not? You will really feel it…
Hebe: I feel good about myself already!
Hebe: I already have an F Cup!!
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Happy Sunday — S.H.E public concert
Selina is crying

Hebe: She is weaker in nature, likes to cry a lot, so don't pity her because of that!
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2004 MTV stuff

Selina: Ella, why aren't you saying anything?!
Hebe: She is at the side nursing~~~:** &*&%$#%^
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Happy Society – parachuting or something

Hebe: Ok, we are landing, so far so good, but once I get down I want to bluff my wife (Selina) saying that it's very scary–lying to her–is actually the happiest thing in my life~~~
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Happy Society – sitting on a small aeroplane
Ella: I'm coming back le, I'm coming back le! People who want to die please stay at the middle of the road~~~
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Happy Society – sitting on a small aeroplane

Selina is crying after sitting the aeroplane, Ella says:

Do you know? In this Happy Society, I am the front play, Hebe is the cushion, while Selina is the high tide.
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2002: Ella's birthday (CALL OUT)
Jiao (Host, I think): Did the other two members send you any birthday presents?
Ella: Not yet, but they will, I have already told them I want a DV…
Hebe: In your dreams! In your dreams! In your dreams!
Selina: ha ha ha~~
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2004: some golden award (CALL OUT)
Ella: The few times people are surrounding me I will try my best to look sexier…
Hebe: You should wrap your body tightly, and show your breasts~(((((((
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yokoso japan Selina & Hebe wearing Japanese bathrobe at a hot spring
Hebe: Look at the back, there's a butterfly knot…
Selina: Yeah, isn't it cute?
Hebe: Want to take it out? Taking it out makes it look cuter…
Selina: ?!&#@*%
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2004: Some MTV promo
Ella: Can I add sugar?
VJ: Yes
Hebe: You should instead ask: Can I add "Ba La Song" (a kind of poison, dunno how to translate)?
Selina & Ella: &%$##@#*

Tomorrow is the final part….

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Magazine Interview
Hebe: I'm not suited for filming dramas, because the price for filming a movie is too expensive, and my acting skills are crappy, I would continue to "NG", I don't wish for the company to close down.
Ella: When she falls out of love Selina will comfort her
Selina: God must have been dumped by his girlfriend, therefore he created the world in a fit of anger.
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2003: Selina & Hebe on Fei Chang Ren Wu (Celebrities)
Hebe: Tao Zhe (David Tao), have you ever returned home and when you opened your blanket, you see Selina lying down there already…
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yokoso japan (no time given)

Selina & Hebe appearing in Japanese period clothings
Hebe is a samurai, while Selina is a girl from those times
Hebe: If anyone dares to look at you, I would bash them up! *&^($#$%##
Selina: …Ah Na Da (probably the samurai's name?)… I can't stand it anymore…
Hebe: Haiz, so weak, like this already cannot stand it…
Hebe: …don't ask so many questions, what's the use of a woman knowing so much?!
Selina: Then I will be quiet, this program you host yourself…
Hebe: Eh? Not loyal! Cannot! (whips out sword)
Selina: No…
Hebe: I'll commit hari-kiri then (ritual suicide), don't care about you!
Selina: Ok, you hari-kiri…
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yokoso japan (at some museum)
Selina: My wife! Don't save me! (being stabbed) My wife…
Hebe: My wife! Hang in there! You must hang in there o!
Selina: I can't make it…
Hebe: Please say your last sentence…
Selina: I want to say…
Hebe: What?!
Selina: The knife…knife…is fake…
Hebe: Idiot!! The viewership ratings will take a huge plunge here…
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yokoso japan (some winter place)
While building snowmans…
Hebe: If the snowman is female we should add their breasts…
Selina: Its cup size is too small, I think it should have a C cup.
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2004: Some music thingy
VJ: Please you a fruit to describe your Cup…
Selina: Ella's must be a grapefruit ba… @=@
VJ: Brother Ella, if there's a grapefruit right now is it good or not…
Ella: Want to eat or not?
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Hebe being interviewed at some golden awards
Hebe: I hope that before 8th May, as long as there are no more spinal injuries, it'll be ok.
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Hebe talking about Selina
Hebe: Selina's house is all in pink, the last time she went to donate blood, the blood was also pink.
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2003: Some MTV lead person
Hebe: I want to be some big people (can either mean a giant or a super star depending on how you translate), because even if you an A Cup, you will still be bigger than an ordinary person having a D Cup! (……)
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2004: Some ceremony for the album Qi Huan Lu Cheng
Hebe: Five years later I won't be wearing anything inside~
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Some questions Hebe was to answer on television
1. Do you know why personality tests are so accurate?
Hebe: Because they only see the accurate parts!

2. Why cars have to give way to motorcycles…
Hebe: Because motorcyclist are "meat-cover-metal", while car drivers are "metal-cover-meat"!!!
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2002: Super Sunday
Hebe saying to some high school studens:
When you see me on television, don't you feel that even a lady who talks too much crap can become a super star?
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Hebe's description of S.H.E
We are just like a ball, or a thing, when we are born we were split into three, until one day when we meet, we became a ball again, very complete, very round, and very very close to each other.
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Si Zi Lu Kou (some food show)
Kang Kang: Have you ever drank bird's nest?
Hebe: Very often, I use it to rinse my mouth.
Kang Kang: …………………………..
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Stay tuned for the next part!

Source: http://ent.qq.com/
Translation by: Syyang @ asianfanatics.net

To have a healthy and beautiful figure is every woman’s dream come true. Thus the ever popular Taiwanese group S.H.E is very enthusiastic to share, in their new roles as spokespersons, on the benefits of the slim belt massager they have recently endorsed at Shanghai Jiu Guang Mall. Often plagued by weight problems, Selina has been diligently working out to shed off the extra kilos for the trio’s concert on 31 Oct. Indeed her slimming effort is evident and she gave credits to the new slim belt massager for helping her to achieve desirable results. When asked if the trio ever worries about the concert sales, they answered confidently, “Our worry is only on whether our performance would be to the satisfaction of everyone, and never about the concert sales figures.”

With Beautifully Toned Figures, S.H.E as Enthusiastic Spokespersons

Having successfully achieved a beautiful figure, the trio has not forgotten to showcase it. The 3 spokespersons spared no effort in sharing with everyone present on the tips they picked up from using the uKimono slim belt massager. The organizer also arranged for 3 lucky fans to go on-stage for S.H.E to help them put on the massager and for each member to share their own specialty slimming tips. When asked to name a female celebrity with the best figure, S.H.E chorused, “Shu Qi. Because she is really gorgeous and we have seen from the magazine how beautiful her figure is. Furthermore her acting performances are very convincing. She is a very genuine and sexy lady. We love her.”

Does Not Worry About Concert Sales

In preparation for their concert in Shanghai on the 31 Oct, S.H.E is gearing themselves up. When probed if they ever worry about concert sales, the trio said frankly they never, and their main focus has always been preparing everything possible to showcase their best for the concert. Their company will be the one to watch the concert sales figures instead. We will perform with all our hearts and souls to the best we can, regardless of the turnout of the performances. “Whether we will face a 5-persons or 50,000-persons audience, we will be on-stage waiting for everyone.”

Never Thought of Disbanding

In reality when a group gets together for a long time, they would be probed with questions of disbanding. And it is definitely not the first time for S.H.E to face such questions. The trio shared that they are already in the midst of soliciting songs for their new album and they hope that the album can be released soon. Meanwhile, given the company’s confirmation of a solo album, Hebe was asked if she would venture on her own totally, and she said, “We never mentioned about disbanding. My own album is in the midst of soliciting songs too. As to when it can be released, one can only wait for the Heavens to speak. But one thing for sure, the main focus of our album will still be on S.H.E. The personal album should follow shortly after.”