Hebe Tien

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– Part 1 / 7

– Part 2 / 7

– Part 3 / 7

This is part 4 / 7…

January 2004: TVBSG Entertainment News Guests
Hebe: …they say you might bump into Faye Wong sometimes, but as for Zhang Man Yu, it's harder to bump into her…
Jia Qian: True!
Hebe: But I feel that I can see Zhang Man Yu by looking at the mirror… &%^$#@#@$%
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Host: Please choose the person you like most: Kun Da, Milk, Toro
Hebe: Must I really choose?
Host: Yes…
Hebe: I really can't choose… I must choose, right? Ok! I'll purposely not choose! Let's see what you can do to me…
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February 2003, TVBSG Entertainment News Guests
Sushi: We are Sushi, good morning/afternoon everyone…
Hebe: The new year festive spirit is not over ah!
All: …………………..
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2003: Si Zi Lu Kou (some food show)
Hebe is eating some food (wo wo tou)
Hebe: …too big a mouthful… I am a lady! I forgot!
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Some magazine interview…
Qns: What will happen five years later?
Selina: Probably married, in France preparing for the wedding.
Ella: Helping Selina to prepare
Hebe: What about me?
Ella: You'll be the bridegroom…
(Everyone laughs)
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To be continued….

Source: http://www.takungpao.com/
Translation by: Syyang @ asianfanatics.net

Taiwanese Female Group – S.H.E appeared in the OSIM press conference as spokespersons yesterday to promote the brand’s latest slim belt massager. During the event, S.H.E not only demonstrated and performed exercises using the new massagers, but also graciously revealed their vital statistics (bust-waist-hip measurements).

S.H.E was dressed in white shorts and mini skirts during the press conference to showcase their beautiful legs. There was also a special arrangement of 3 bare-torso male models to usher S.H.E on-stage. The trio subsequently wore the slim belt massagers and strike different poses. When Ella put on the belt-like massager for Selina, she playfully smacked Selina’s buttocks and got everyone roaring with laughter. Amongst the trio, Selina appeared most sexy as she kept shaking her bottoms in an alluring manner. Yesterday S.H.E also autographed for 70 customers who purchased the new slim belt massager.

Comparable Figures

After the press conference, S.H.E was asked if they are happy with their figures? Selina said based on the fact that their figures are Nature’s work, they are already very satisfied. Hebe then joked she has her parents to thank for. When asked on areas that they wish to focus on to workout, Ella said that would probably be the lower abdomen and the “bye bye flesh” (flabby arm). She continued to joke that instead of saying “bye bye”, they would use their fingers to “say hi” now. The media subsequently asked if the trio could disclose their vital statistics. Ella graciously replied she does not mind sharing, but Hebe added quickly that she has forgotten hers. In the end the trio still disclosed their vital statistics with Hebe’s being 32-24-33; while Ella shared her top is 34, and her waist is 26 or 27 and her hip is 35 or 36. On the other hand, Selina’s measurements are about 33-26-34. So when we ask who has the best figure amongst them, Ella smiled and said everyone is good and it is evident from how hot Hebe looked during the concert.

Birthday Celebrations with Chinese Mitten Crabs

When probed on their remuneration for endorsing the newly launched massagers, Ella smiled and replied it is very equitable. Usually the trio would go for massages but each visit to the therapists would require at least 2 hours. Hence the newly launched slim belt massagers provide great convenience to them. Ella further joked that every boss should get one for each of their staff. In addition as Selina’s birthday falls on 31 Oct, which coincides with S.H.E’s concert in Shanghai, there will be a birthday-cum-post-concert-celebrations. Selina joked that she would want to eat 5 Chinese mitten crabs, while Ella wanted 4 and Hebe further added she wanted 6.

You can view part one and part two here and here…

Part 3 / 7

On some magazine interview…

Q: If you have magical abilities, what will you change about your other two partners?
Hebe: I want Ella to get well soon! For Selina… she's not sick, and I like her right now. So why change?
Selina: Well, I wish for Hebe to grow taller! So that we three will be the same height…
(Ah… Selina's shriek is heard)
Selina: I've been beaten by my wife.
(Hebe in the background: "I didn't want to change you into anything… yet you want me to be taller!")
Selina (answering innocently to Hebe): Since she asks, so I answer lo… Nothing to worry about, I blocked the mic, she can't hear what we're talking…
Now about Ella… I hope she will recover soon.
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On the newspaper:
There was an earthquake yesterday, and Ella was bathing halfway. She was so scared that she ran out of the bathroom, with nothing but a bathing cap, Hebe (laughing away): "I saw her bre***… her bu** was so big, and she forgot to cover her third spot. She was constantly shivering, like a cartoon!"
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2001: Super Sunday
Hebe: I bathe, I put make-up, I wash my underwear, it's just that I didn't do that for a long time…
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5th February 2004: Total Entertainment
Zhang Wen Shan: Are you scared of balloons?
Selina: Yes! I'm scared that they burst… but nevermind! I have scared my life away…
(This girl must be exaggerating too much ba…)
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2004: Zong Yi Da Ying Jia
Hebe: You will die without me, but I will die with you!!
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2003: On TVBSG Entertainment
Hebe: She ah (pointing to Selina's two cheeks), if she lies down on the bed, laughing, they (cheeks) will reach the ceiling..
Host: Well, if S.H.E were to disband, who will most likely not remain in the entertainment circle?
Hebe: Probably me, because if a rich guy falls for me I will go out of the entertainment circle.
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2003: Some meeting (don't know how to translate)
Hebe: Viewership ratings are the adult's problem…
Ella: Yeah! We children don't have to bother!
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Part three coming soon

You can view the part one here.

Part 2 / 7

May 2002: Wo Cai Zhen De Jia Bu Liao, Topic: Long fingernails
Ah Ya: …actually if you want to bully her, it's quite easy, just pull her fingernails till they come out…
Ella: Yeah, just pull hard on the fingernail till the blood gushes out, then add salt…
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Recording Ella's edition (Fiery temper)
Shopping Edition

Ella: Everything please take note!
If I am in a bad mood
Then I would go shopping
If I go shopping
I would carelessly shop
If I shop
I would waste so much money
How much I waste, I don't know.
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Selina as CF's newscaster

Ella: I have never seen a newscaster whose face is so big, perhaps it can't even fit on the viewfinder!
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2003: Shi Zi Lu Kou (some food show)
Picking grass

Hebe: Want to pick male or female?
Kang Kang: Is there a difference?
Hebe: Of course la, if it's male must pick one strand more!
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Some interview
Hebe: …have you ever seen on television monkeys that are mating very violently as if the tree branch is about to drop…
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2004: Some chatroom

Selina: …maybe open some kindergarten or something ba…
Ella: Now stars are rapidly trying to give birth
Host: How heavy is Hebe?
Hebe: XX kilograms ba…
(everyone's eyes turns to Selina)
Selina (with her eyes dodging to the other side): I don't know, I haven't weighed for a long time…
(Ella's eyes dodges in the same direction as Selina)
Selina: I'll be graduating on June 11th…
Ella: We want to participate as well… we will go…
Selina: Don't steal my limelight…
Hebe: I will be flying up to the sky on that day…

Part 3 will come tomorrow….

All S.H.E fans know that their angels can be very funny sometimes. Below are some of their dialogues during S.H.E earlier days. Enjoy!

Part 1 / 7

May 2004: Interview by Fruit Daily
Qns: If you film a commercial with Faye Wong, will you be willing to be just a passer-by?

Hebe: No! Once I see Faye I will be very nervous till my legs turn jelly, and perhaps even too nervous till I pee, unless the company wants to find someone to act a scene where someone can't control his bladder, if not I will be so nervous… But come to think of it, if I really did that, I would steal the limelight.
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2001: Wo Cai Zhen De Jia Bu Liao, Topic: Sneak taking

Xian Ge: …talking about perverts taking pictures secretly… everyone is worried…
Hebe: …really worrying…
Selina: When we go to the toilet we always… *cover her face*
Xian Ge: Ah! Why all of you cover your face?! Why not protect your important parts instead?!
Hebe: Everyone's *those parts* doesn't differ much o…
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May 2004:
Selina has a needle-like eye, Hebe & Ella substitute her in activities
Hebe: The reason between these eyes is because people peep at other people bathing, but if Selina wants to peep, she would want to peep at herself…
Ella: She saw dirty stuff…
Hebe: She saw those dirty stuff on the mirror surface…

(Both of them laugh)

Stay tuned for part two!